John Oliver’s first recipients of Yankees’ premium seats? A pair of ninja turtles.

WAPO, here. -    In a deft skewering of the Yankees’ effete attitude toward the bottoms that should occupy their Legends seats, the host of HBO’s “Last Week Tonight with John Oliver” offered two tickets at 25 cents a piece to each of the team’s first three games this week at Yankee Stadium. All fans had to do to win the #IHaveNeverSatInAPremiusLocation contest was to tweet a photo in which they were dressed “like you have never sat in a premium location before.”